secondary taggy taggy, tag tag tag!!

i think humor is what everyone need

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?”

“Of course child. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my Mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

“I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father. Next!”

ni la ni kana tag lagi

Chan!! you  tagged me!!

RULE #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers
on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question
formulated by themselves.

RULE #2 Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse.
These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom
they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people.

Tagged by Chan Chun King

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
call up and wish her good luck in new life.

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
that would be happy ending in every life.

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
bitches and bastards that making my life harder.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
i dunno. Maybe spend money here and there, investment and more spending.

5. Will you u fall in love with your best friend?
hahaa!! Hell no!!

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
being loved by your love one. Cheers!!

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
depends. If she start to getting apart, i think that’s the hint of letting go.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
bless her relationship and in the same time, if that sucker make mistake, things will come out ugly.

9. If you like to act with someone, who will it be? your gf/bf or an
actress/actor?
that would be my gf. Nothing wrong with showing off how beautiful she is to the world with
me. Haha!!

10. What takes you down the fastest?
bitches and bastards?

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
i don’t know since i can’t see the future but most properly working well with a family
with kids?

12. What’s your fear?
i don’t know. You tell me.

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
ermmm.. not sure. Penjahat, rapist, evil, hypocrite, kidnapper. Those i don’t think what he
is. Hahaa..

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
silaka punya Chan!! I prefer married but poor.

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
i don’t know. Snooze?

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
no all but most i think.

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
this one is tough. I would picking the one who loved back.

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has
done?
i think is the way how people think today. Forgive but not forget!!

19.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
For now in my current situation, best to be in a relationship.

20.List 6 people to tag
i seriously don’t know who to tag accept si Michelle. mcm?

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i don’t know who and how but i do have a suspect. Marie!! ko ka ni? kekee.. 133 view. thanks!!

something or somehow

nothing much i can say here but to show you guys some pictures. here’s the medication i took for my headache. common in Malaysia is Panadol where trusted by all Malaysian for common headache and painkiller. this one is Panadol activ-fast. which i find kinda ‘fast’.