merit deduction!!

found this in the web and it’s seems very interesting.

by the way ladies, tell us it’s not all true, okay?

SIMPLE DUTIES

  • You make the bed…..+1
  • You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows…..0
  • You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets…..-1
  •  

  • You leave the toilet seat up…..-5
  • You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty…..0
  • When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex…..-1
  • When the Kleenex runs out you use the nex t bathroom…. ; -2
  • You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings…..+5
  • In the snow …..+8
  • But return with beer…..-5
  • And no liners…..-25
  •  

  • You check out a suspicious noise at night…..0
  • You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing…..0
  • You check out a suspicious noise and it is something…..+5
  • You pummel it with a six iron…..+10
  • It’s her cat…..-40

AT THE PARTY

  • You stay by her side the entire party…..0
  • You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old drinking buddy…..-2
  • Named Tiffany…..-4
  • Tiffany is a dancer…..-10
  • With breast implants…..-18

HER BIRTHDAY

  • You remember her birthday…..0
  • You buy a card and flowers…..0
  • You take her out to dinner…..0
  • You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar…..+1
  • Okay, it is a sports bar…..-2
  • And it’s all-you-can-eat night…..-3
  • It’s a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and you r face is painted the colors of your favorite team ¦.-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

  • Go with a pal…..0
  • The pal is happily married…..+1
  • The pal is single…..-7
  • He drives a Ferrari…..-10
  • With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)…..-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER

  • You take her to a movie…..+2
  • You take her to a movie she likes…..+4
  • You take her to a movie you hate…..+6
  • You take her to a movie you like…..-2
  • It’s called Death Cop III…..-3
  • Which features Cyborgs that crush human skulls…..-9
  • You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans…..-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE

  • You develop a noticeable pot belly…..-15
  • You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it…..+10
  • You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts…..-30
  • You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.”…..-800

THE BIG QUESTION

  • She asks, “Does this dress make me look fat?”
  • You hesitate in responding…..-10
  • You reply, “Where?”…..-35
  • You reply, “No, I think it’s your ass”…..-100
  • Any other response…..-20

COMMUNICATION

  • When she wants to talk about a problem:
  • You listen, displaying a concerned expression…..0
  • You listen, for over 30 minutes…..+5
  • You relate to her problem and share a similar experience…..+50
  • Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying, “…well, what do you think I should do?”…..-100
  • You have fallen asleep…..-200

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH

  • You talk…..-100
  • You don’t talk…..-150
  • You spend time with her……-200
  • You don’t spend time with her…..-500
  • You seem to be enjoying yourself..-1000

GAME OVER. YOU LOSE.

i’m so not getting sweetheart for this..

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2 Responses to “merit deduction!!”

  1. just wanted to give people an idea what kinds of things are available for sweet life when you look continuously smooth .

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