Flight Attendant Joke

a funny and hilarious joke that i pick up from the internet. i don’t know if it’s a true story but it’s sure sound like real. and by the way, no discrimination against anyone in this post.

Flight Attendant

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle saying

“Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle.

“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise

your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said,

“In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no-one.”

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

“Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.”

p/s – moral of this story, please follow the rules no matter who you are because rules are made for safety for all. it’s even annoying to know someone would keep their phone on while on plane. maybe s/he have a suicide attempt but please don’t drag the others.

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