Archive for July, 2008

your civilised mark have been tarnish

Posted in life on July 24, 2008 by Kaesen
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ‘I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.’ I noticed the ‘What would Jesus Do?’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow me to Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally…I assumed you had stolen the car.

heavy weekends.

Posted in Computers, my life on July 21, 2008 by Kaesen

last weekends is very heavy for me. planning for surprise party for Deruton which i spend a lot on it and things happens during the weekends.

anyway, i dissamble my laptop fully to the bones and i’m proud of it because i manage to build it back and still working.

here’s some crappy pictures of it. Continue reading

Things I Have Learned from Children

Posted in life, my life on July 15, 2008 by Kaesen

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

A 3 year old child’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan and tie it to a paint can, it does spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 room.

You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.

When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.

A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

The glass in windows (including double pane windows) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

When you hear the toilet flush along with the words “uh oh,” it’s already too late.

Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke (and lots of it).

A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

Certain Lego blocks will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old.

Play-Doh and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

Super glue is forever.

No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can’t walk on water.

Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

VCRs do not eject sandwiches, even though TV commercials show they do.

Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

You probably don’t want to know what that smell is.

Always look in the oven before you turn it on.

Plastic toys do not like ovens.

The fire department in my town has a 5 minute response time.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does make cats dizzy, however.

Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

p/s – if you did try clorox and brake fluid, make sure you catch on video.

how much do you know about CDs?

Posted in my life on July 15, 2008 by Kaesen

personally, i am a hardcore DVDs/CDs user. backup, AAC/MP3, pictures, movies, software, drivers..etc.. Continue reading

monday sickness.. *ahh chhooo!!!*

Posted in my life on July 14, 2008 by Kaesen

here i am sending a post that this is a dead blog. pretty much it is because i’m losing interest in posting interesting stuff.

i have a lot of stuff to show and tell but somehow i got lazy and it’s kinda bored to someone else due to the reason i take it off from internet. but still, it’s interesting to certain people.

how can i keep up with all this stuff? i mean if you see those famous bloggers blog, they have interesting thing to say or present to their readers.

and their interesting stuff are mostly about themselves instead of internet ripoff.

and beside, i don’t much of a reader since i didn’t register into some group or something. this blog mean to be a diary rather than being an income source or something important.

but i will try to update as often as i could and as i still remember, i owe Armstrong few tags. hahaa!!

officially dead blog!!

Posted in my life on July 14, 2008 by Kaesen

dead blog.


friday madness!!

Posted in life, my life on July 4, 2008 by Kaesen

it’s friday!! wuuuhuu!!! Continue reading