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secondary taggy taggy, tag tag tag!!

Posted in my life on September 22, 2008 by kaesen

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i think humor is what everyone need

Posted in humor, life on September 15, 2008 by kaesen

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?”

“Of course child. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my Mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

“I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father. Next!”

ni la ni kana tag lagi

Posted in my life, tag on September 10, 2008 by kaesen

Chan!! you  tagged me!!

RULE #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers
on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question
formulated by themselves.

RULE #2 Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse.
These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom
they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people.

Tagged by Chan Chun King

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
call up and wish her good luck in new life.

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
that would be happy ending in every life.

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
bitches and bastards that making my life harder.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
i dunno. Maybe spend money here and there, investment and more spending.

5. Will you u fall in love with your best friend?
hahaa!! Hell no!!

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
being loved by your love one. Cheers!!

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
depends. If she start to getting apart, i think that’s the hint of letting go.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
bless her relationship and in the same time, if that sucker make mistake, things will come out ugly.

9. If you like to act with someone, who will it be? your gf/bf or an
actress/actor?
that would be my gf. Nothing wrong with showing off how beautiful she is to the world with
me. Haha!!

10. What takes you down the fastest?
bitches and bastards?

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
i don’t know since i can’t see the future but most properly working well with a family
with kids?

12. What’s your fear?
i don’t know. You tell me.

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
ermmm.. not sure. Penjahat, rapist, evil, hypocrite, kidnapper. Those i don’t think what he
is. Hahaa..

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
silaka punya Chan!! I prefer married but poor.

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
i don’t know. Snooze?

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
no all but most i think.

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
this one is tough. I would picking the one who loved back.

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has
done?
i think is the way how people think today. Forgive but not forget!!

19.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
For now in my current situation, best to be in a relationship.

20.List 6 people to tag
i seriously don’t know who to tag accept si Michelle. mcm?

page view goes o.O

Posted in my life on September 10, 2008 by kaesen

i don’t know who and how but i do have a suspect. Marie!! ko ka ni? kekee.. 133 view. thanks!!

something or somehow

Posted in my life on September 9, 2008 by kaesen

nothing much i can say here but to show you guys some pictures. here’s the medication i took for my headache. common in Malaysia is Panadol where trusted by all Malaysian for common headache and painkiller. this one is Panadol activ-fast. which i find kinda ‘fast’. Continue reading

tagged by the Chef!!

Posted in my life on September 5, 2008 by kaesen

Chef Michelle tag me. why o why!! here goes..

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
~> there is!! Forest!!

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
~> like hell i remember when.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
~> not if i’m rushing to write stuff.

4.WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT?
~> that would be Black Pepper Frog Thigh. I’m just kidding! Chicken~

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
~> i have if i have a wife right now.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
~> NO!! He, i mean i’m the weirdest person that i have ever seen!! Of course yes la bah.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
~> sometimes but seldom.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
~> wtf? Of course i do!!

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
~> that would be to-do list before i die.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
~> it’s been awhile i eat cereal so i can’t remember the name of it.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
~> hah!! No if i’m having trouble taking it off..

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
~> which strong do you mean?

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
~> vanilla ice ice baby~

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
~> boo..i mean attire. Yea, attire and appearance. XD

15. RED OR PINK?
~> preferable red over pink.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF?
~> my legs~ sexier than any other guys!! Wakakaka!!! No la. I also dunno.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
~> ermm.. dunno.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
~> erm.. why not? That show they care, right?

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
~> erk.. deep dark grey slack with black safety boots. Might you if i kick you.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
~> mee with some porky meat stuff.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
~> Eminem!! Radio bah.

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
~> grey? Ada ka tu ah?

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
~> ermm.. tobacco tea?

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
~> i think is my stupid dumb ass motherfucking asshole with no balls and finger pointing manager.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
~> erm.. i dunno. Sometimes she being a bitch and.. hahahaa!! Of course i love her!! Friend mah kan Michelle?

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
~> more to martial arts and rally.

27. HAIR COLOR?
~> black!!

28. EYE COLOR?
~> dark brown?

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?!

~> i wear contacts on frame.

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
~> as long it’s food then it’s my fav.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
~> i prefer scary over happy endings.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
~> i think that would be Crank or something.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
~> red stripe on white making it look like pink.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
~> Winter!! Snow!!

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
~> both at the sametime. Human are greedy aren’t they?

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
~> ice cream!! Ftw!!

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
~> shock = punch, calls = ui!!, stare in the eyes by girl = kiss

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
~> chai! Boy! Or something that giving out feeling that i better than that calling.

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
~> ISO manual!!

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
~> no mouse pad but cutting mat. Mouse, pens and wire.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
~> TV? What TV?

42. FAVORITE SOUND?
~> inward growl.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
~> Beatles! Twist and shout!!!

44. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
~> Manila, Phillipine

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
~> trying to have one but right now learning like 4 of it.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
~> Q.E.H. if you don’t know where is that then you’re no local from where i am.

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
~> kaesen!! Eih? Me la bah kaesen kan? Arms?

Weekend Holiday Hangout!!

Posted in my life on September 2, 2008 by kaesen

August is over so as the Matika!! Merdeka!! shout out in front of thousand of people. you know what happen at the night before our ‘dearly beloved’ country’s independence day? sound rebellious as i can be, true real Malaysian are not celebrating it and in fact, only those ‘foreigner’ a.k.a Aliens a.k.a pilaks dragging our so called Jalur Gemilang on the floor, wearing it like a cape, using to blow their nose, etc..

so tell me, how patriotic are you? do we have to raise our flag to show that we love our country? or do we count as Rebellion if we don’t raise any flags or go and enjoy parade?

i can certainly tell you that i personally won’t raising flags at my home, my car or waving flags at parade but it’s confirm that i would raise even a knife to defend the country against any threats toward country. do we have to join the army to love our country? in my opinion, it’s most a must to be in the army to be defender, right?

anyway, what i wanted to say is that Malaysian way of celebrating are very different from the others. we still having the gap between races and it’s not as per shown to the eyes of the world. can we just stick with what we believe but forget about it for awhile when we gathered so we can chat and joke around? it’s not that hard anyway, right? sit down, have a beer or coffee, laugh at stupid politicians or some other people’s stupidity, etc..

okay, enough about those stuff.

question is, WHAT DID I DO LAST HOLIDAY WEEKEND?

Saturday, 30 August 2008


wake up in the morning where i suppose to crash a wedding. so i drive to my friend’s house and pick him up before we went to Tg. Aru and wait for others to come. while waiting, we eat our breakfast before i decided that i’m going to the night wedding dinner instead of the morning mass. then off i go service my car and go home and sleep.

later that evening we all gathered and crash the wedding dinner. it was huge and extravaganza!! artist and the hall was huge air-conditioned. beer, wine, whiskey, you named it!! the only disaster that happened is a friend was drunkard and she’s was huge to carry her to the car. even worst, her boyfriend only riding a bike. how disaster is that? luckily there are few friends help sending them home.

in that wedding, i spotted a young blogger who i used to admire her open mind and courage. i mean, she used to be that way until one day she change into a bitch slut who thinks she is right all the way. when things doesn’t goes the way she want, she whine and bitch about it. no offence to huge people but she is fat. what do i mean by that? there are people with big bone structure like my sister. she is huge by size compare to the same age or height but this girl, i mean is fat!! not huge because diet or bone structure but fat as in you know you’re building up fat and your healthy diet are throwing out from the windows but you still eating more than you’re suppose to be. it’s okay to be too late and try to change or maintain the healthy diet instead like shoving all the foods in your mouth and eat it. but this girl are being a bitch by saying “oh, maybe i’m not ready to slim down.” yea, maybe you don’t but but doesn’t mean you can torture yourself later on to keep it down, right? keep it balance, cut off bit by bit. same as smoking. you can do it by cutting one ciggies per day or two.

i personally experience this. i eat and eat and eat without bothering my healthy diet. in the end, my health begins to show problems. chest pain, heart-struck-by-knife-feeling suddenly, my tummy getting look like this ~> b, stamina not as good as usual, getting lazy by time, etc.. that’s where i told myself to start some initiative. i couldn’t live on like this!! everyday people talking about health and need to keep the health diet. so i did and now i’m planning to balance out my diet so that i’m still on track. conclusion is, don’t feel bad when people call you fat but to keep well balance diet and when you got the spirit to cut it down, go for it!! show them that you can!! kekee..

Sunday, 31st of August 2008

the big day!! where lungs shout for independence and street full of people for the parade. how calmly i sleep at home. hahaa!! i forget what i do today but sure thing that i went to a friend’s house to re-format his computer. as usual, IT tech guy come to the rescue. he call me up and asking about reformating stuff and later his sister called and ask if i’m coming to the picnic or something. stay there until 12.30am.

Monday, 1st September 2008


wake up really early. wash up and get ready for the picnic. waited for awhile before going then i text my friend how it will be. so in the end i decide/have green light to drive my brother’s car to the picnic. first pick up my friend, Marie which live just nearby then we go to her college where the Caprey, the organizer friend is waiting. then we go to Marina Court where his uncle is staying before we head to beach. as usual, pack everything that we needed and head to the beach. just before we finish putting stuff in the car, Caprey’s mum just arrive.

as we arrive, we choose our spot and we start our fire before we can barbeque some pork and meat. yay!! start out we fix the grill which took us sometime. then things getting out of patience when starting the fire. Cap’s uncle, Pedro gave up on starting the fire because of the wind and stuff that used to start the fire. after that, i took over and gave it a try. and guess what, few light here and there then we started it!! hah!! fight that you wind!! then everything went well. laugh at the neighbours who is singing badly, telling jokes and playing around, Miki, the dachshund running around being the centre of attention, teasing each other as always, etc.. we finish at some where around 3pm or 4pm then we pack up and send everything back to Marina Court before we hangout again at starfucksbucks, Warisan Square.

later that night i go out again and when to a friend’s house and reformating people’s computer where i did it halfway backup and left early as i need to get up tomorrow for work.

so that concludes my holiday weekend. quite fun and crashing in a lot of stuff. and i actually found a ‘beautiful diamond’. kekekee.. i’m giving more details about this diamond. so figure it out yourselves and i’ll get back to ya. laters!!