here’s a story

about myself.

i was sitting at the corner of my room on my car seat playing Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War on someone’s birthday. yes, i lied about me going to Keningau and Ranau to avoid the party invitation. just sitting flat on my arse when suddenly my pet red-eared slider tortoise, Fugly talk to me.

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Fugly: forget about her, dude. it’s over already. you could pick up more chicks if you just snap out of it.

kaesen: wtf? when did you know how to communicate with human? why don’t you just swim along in that so-called aquarium i made you. and don’t even think about jumping out from it.

Fugly: shessh!! that’s the fuck i’m talking about. you haven’t change my shit ass water for weeks now. you change me more often when you’re in love. snap out of it!! with your condition, you can bang few chicas in a week. even you’re not up to it, could you please change me?

kaesen: just shut up! i’ll change your fucking water later on. let me calm down from all those reminders, alright? jeez..

Fugly: come on!! just forget about her and get a replacement. i’m sure there are alot of chicks out there which is better than her. go and get hooked! but change me first, will ya?

kaesen: look. think of it this way. if your precious copy of, let say Final Fantasy die on you and Richard told you “it’s ok man, there’s other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat instead. it’s fun and violent.” what would you say? you’d be like, “fuck that, gimme Final Fantasy!!”

Fugly: ermm.. you got a point there but seriously, why don’t you go and have some fun? it would be better chances to forget about her and meet new people.

kaesen: i would if my mother fuckingย  friends were all being supportive. i would love to go out in a group and have fun but you still need to find a group of them, right?

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Richard
: hello mother fuckers!! how’s my bitches doing?

Fugly: Richard!! it’s been years!! where have you been? by the way, your master misses you.

kaesen: and since when do you smoke?

Richard: owh.. these ain’t regular smoke. these are weed. hahaa!! once you try it, you won’t forget it. here, have some.

Fugly: fuck it. you just have it all.

Richard: so what’s our story for today? i heard my name about some bitchy ass sissy game. what’s up with that?

Fugly: our dear fuck up friend here is whining his ass about his love life. and that sissy game you call is Final Fantasy is his comparison how things can’t simply change. true but interest can be build up, right?

Richard: interest can be build up but still, i ain’t no touching your sissy game. haahaa!!

Fugly: *evil stare*

Richard: but i do admire some of the art though. not. ๐Ÿ˜€

kaesen: alright guys. enough about games and just leave me alone for a sec while i frag this Warboss.

Fugly: aww!! come on!! let’s go out and bang sweet loving local asses.

Richard: while having the smoke of your life.

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Anonymous: hey there purr~ty. do you guys have some food?

General Ans: GOOD MORNING SOLDIERS!! MAY I HAVE SOME SUPPLIES THAT YOU MAY HAVE, SOLDIER SEN??

Fugly & Richard: o.O

kaesen: holy crap!! how do a pig climb up here from the roof? who the fuck are you?

Anonymous(Beebee)
: excuse me!! you can’t just call a purrty cat a pig. why can’t you guys be more observant?

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kaesen: owh.. it’s you. sorry about that. these guys getting into my infected nerve about my love life. and why are you in pig’s costume?

Beebee: don’t ask me. my master thought it’s cute but she doesn’t know that i’ll be a laughing stock to people.

Richard: hahahaa!! tell me about it!! *slaps!*

Beebee: *slap Richard.*

Richard: O.O

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kaesen: yo. calm down. let’s no slapping around here, aight?

Beebee: he started it. look sweetheart, just be who you are and forget about them. their just toying with your mind and want you to be just like them. we all know that you’re sensible, cautious, careful and practical. we all see you as clever, talented but modest person. the trust that we earn from you will not be wasted as much as you trust us and your loyalty toward friends. so don’t forget that and hold that as your principles. i’m very sure one day people will look up to you by those traits.

kaesen: thanks for the concern guys but i think i need more time to recover from all these mess and get back to the ride that i deserve, okay? i’m just mere human.i can’t just forgot what happened in a snap, right? besides, when i do fall, i fall hard. no matter where i am, i keep thinking about it. i try hard to forget it but my enviroment is not helping me. maybe God just toying with my this time around. i just pretend everything is normal. but when it gets to uptight, i just go back to the missing someone so bad that i wanna suicide. not that i want it but it’s just there.

Richard: that’s why you need these. they will calm you down and help you most of the time. why don’t you start from ciggies. they don’t har..*whack!!*

General Ans
: STOP LISTENING TO THE BASTARD THAT RUINING YOUR LIFE!! LISTEN AND LISTEN UP WELL, SOLDIER!! TRAIN YOUR BODY AND FORGET ABOUT THOSE SHITS!! YOU’RE A SOLDIER!! YOU’RE WASTING AWAY YOU BUILD!! YOU MUST TRAIN!! TRAIN!! TRAIN!! TRAI-

Fugly: *paw on General Ans.* alright, we get it. so what kind of ladies do you like? maybe i can introduce some to you.

kaesen: i don’t know. someone who could inspire me in everything, challenges my life to be better, decorous, stopped the time when i’m with her, bought the sun back where i never knew, a smile that i won’t forget, who make me feel like a kid again, surprising me with every little thing, make me think again while i speeding down the road and beautiful even she just wake up and make me wanna give her morning kisses.

Beebee
: wait, aren’t those were previous relationship of your’s? why looking for the same thing?

Fugly: because he still in love with the ex. that’s why.

kaesen: what can i say? she is the best that i ever had. ๐Ÿ™‚

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2 Responses to “here’s a story”

  1. HAHAHA… this is by far a realy2 good one. dont be afraid trying out new things ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. the dueling personality within me. hahaa!! i think i need medication now.. :p

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